| i was walking in crcles around a BIIIG tree, pondering the recipe to make super-waffle people, and how i would raise an edible army, then i was attacked and fell on my head, the my head cracked open and i exploded into a giant explosion of maple syrup and jam(MMmmmm), and thus, for the first time, the world had been blessed with good taste, then i mysteriously warped to a mysterious place called trans-plaf, were the mystical squirrel people lived. then i fended off smigglagors with my vast knowledge of food magic, then i fell out of the cosmos, met god, discovered the way to world peace, was knighted, riveled muhatma-ghandi in turms of awesome-ness, beat chuck norris in an arm wrestle and fell on my hibd-quatres in the place i started the story off. then i ate a tree, felt so hungr i raded the kinryoku headquatres food storage facility and stole ALL the food, and ate all of the secret recipes for dairy-food products, the i destroyed nes, morf, seigei, anyone else who happened to be there, WITH!!!!!....................................................................................... To be continued!.......Immediantly i destroyed them all with a giant waffle shooting gun that sht pastry a high speed, then i tripped over, reversing all the effects of the last several paragraphs and seperating half of my brain from my skull, which landed in a microwave and promptly set itself for 3 mins, the i ate my brain.....
(taste like chicken...., what, no dont look at me like that or Ill..............
RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND LEGS, BREAK YOUR NECK AND EatZ Ur HEaRtz!!!) thank you for spending your valuable time reading this, that'l be £25.99
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